✅ Knowing zilch about it except it was horror, I wasn’t prepared for relentless splatter, but hey.
❌ No dramatic structure beyond or between the occasional plot point, and every set location overstays its welcome.
✅ The narrative is a concatenation of tropes, but kudos for making a stratospherically harebrained plot point work out in the end.
It wants to be crude and unpleasant and there it succeeds. Also, 👍 for Super 8 and 👎 for animated cartoon slop.
Ice Cream Man by Eli Roth, 2026.
Watched at the Metropol theater on August 9, 2026, in its original language.