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Going Into Politics? You Might Want to Rethink that Undead Dreadlord of Yours

creed of reason

creed of reason

Except, of course, you’re on a Pirate ticket: then it’s not only okay, but expected.

Ars technica:

The Republican Party of Maine has revealed that Democratic State Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz has a secret life that she’s been hiding from voters. Drug use? A Swiss bank account? No, sadly, even worse: she has a scary-looking World of Warcraft character.

“I can kill stuff without going to jail,” she wrote in December 2009. “There are some days when this is more necessary than others.”

Colleen Lachowicz

Posted on mainegop.com (click to embiggen)

“I love poisoning and stabbing! It is fun.”

Unbelievable! Why doesn’t she watch 30 hours of tv per week, pocket stimulus money, betray the public trust, commit tax fraud, try to repeal universal health care, rage for god and country against gays, and assault minority voting rights? Or at least, as a token of good will, plagiarize her doctoral thesis?

This is outrageous in so many ways.

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